Wednesday, April 11, 2012

We Used To Be Rich Day!

You and your dad will be gyrating shirtless in front of a webcam for the entertainment of viewers at The viewers have to electronically “tip” $20 at a time to keep the two of you dancing. When the tips stop coming and the webcam pauses its broadcast you’ll stop dancing and say to your dad, “Wait we used to be rich. What happened?”

Your Dad will say, only, “Karen.”

You forgot about the robot woman your dad spent six years trying to build and date. She was lovely, but she ran off.

A new tip will come in. The webcam will come to life, and you and your Dad will begin one of your trademark numbers, a kind of Jitterbug Tango combination you call “Don’t Forget Your Lunchbox.”

Happy We Used To Be Rich Day!