Crowded Airplane is tired.
“So many people,” Crowded Airplane sighs.
“What?” you say from your seat (18D).
“You heard that?” Crowded Airplane says.
“Yes is that you, the airplane I’m on?”
Crowded Airplane starts to cry.
“No one’s ever heard me before,” it says. “No one’s ever listened.”
“I’m listening,” you tell Crowded Airplane. “And the battery ran out on my Kindle so if you have anything you want to get off your chest, I’m all ears.”
Crowded Airplane will thank you, then it will spend the next three hours and forty-five minutes talking about eugenics.
Happy Crowded Airplane Day!