Saturday, November 12, 2005

Take Your Cats To The Observation Deck Of A Skyscraper Day

Take Your Cats To The Observation Deck Of A Skyscraper Day!

Show them the view of the city and tell them, "This is what man has created for himself. This is the sort of world man desires."

Your cats will try to squiggle out of your arms. Hold them tighter as they moan and meow.

"Yes," say. "It must be frightening for you. It is almost as if man is trying to build something tall enough that he can finally look God in the eye and say, See? Look at what I have made of this Earth where you try to keep me."

One of your cats will slip from your arms and run back onto the elevator. Everyone on the elevator will shout with joy that a kitty has chosen to ride with them. The elevator doors will close and the car will descend to the ground.

"You are incapable of creating anything but waste," you should explain to your remaining two cats. "You don't try to speak to God."

Happy Take Your Cats To The Observation Deck Of A Skyscraper Day!