Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Use A Magic Trick To Stop Someone From Crying Day

Use A Magic Trick To Stop Someone From Crying Day!

In case you don't know anybody who is presently crying, go to the emergency room or the cemetery. Don't just reach out and yank a hair from someone's nostrils. That's not the kind of crying you can stop with one of your "illusions." The crying has to come from an emotional place, like if someone just found out his daughter is dead. Or someone who has been trying to find his wife, who disappeared from a truck stop six years ago, and he's followed all of his clues to where he thought he would find her in her new home, but he ended up finding nothing but a Teddy Bear factory. That guy might feel so exhausted and frustrated that he'll drop to his knees before the Teddy Bear factory and just start bawling.

That's where you come in. Ask him if he's crying because his ears are so dirty, then pull a quarter out of his ear. He'll stop crying so that he can shake you and start shouting, "Where's Barbara?!" That's when you should pretend to pull scarves out of your nose.

Happy Use A Magic Trick To Stop Someone From Crying Day!