Tell Your Dad You're In Love With A Girl Day!
Sit down on the couch to the right of him in his easy chair.
"I met a girl dad," say.
Your Dad will say, "Get ready for some pain."
"I don't think so Dad," say. "She loves me and I love her. And I can feel it in my bones, we're never going to do anything but make each other happy."
Your Dad will laugh so hard he'll die. You'll bring your girlfriend to the funeral. During the priest's eulogy at the burial, she'll sneak off and cheat on you behind a tree.
Happy Tell Your Dad You're In Love With A Girl Day!