Ride To The Dance Day!
Your older sister's gonna give you and your girlfriend a ride to the dance tonight. She'll give you each a wine cooler to drink on the way. Your girlfriend will throw up on her dress from the wine cooler, and you'll have to pull over to get some napkins from a Burger King to clean her off before you go to the dance. Once you're inside, your older sister will drive around for a while, then she'll park outside her ex-boyfriend's house. Then she'll come and pick you up and take you both home. She'll seem happy when she comes to get you.
Happy Ride To The Dance Day!
