Wednesday, March 30, 2005

The Motorist Day

The Motorist Day!

When you're in your car, you are The Motorist, a superhero who rights wrongs from the confines of his car.

Look to your left. A woman is shouting angrily into her cell phone. Flap your index finger once in her direction and BAM her uterine wall is strong enough to hold a fertilized egg.

Look to your right. A middle-aged driver has his forehead in his hands. Wiggle all ten of your fingers his way and KAZOW he's no longer phobic of ants.

And that blind child peeking out of the rear windshield of the car in front of you. Just wink twice towards his sweet face and KERCHOW he has acid for blood.

Thank you The Motorist. You're late for work.

Happy The Motorist Day!