Mandatory Bellybuttons Day!
Your tireless campaign efforts have were successful, and today the Mandatory Bellybuttons policy will be enacted into your workplace's bylaws. At this morning's status meeting, before the agenda is read, everyone in attendance will be required to untuck their shirts and expose their bellybuttons. And each of them will then be required to say one nice thing about one of their coworker's bellybuttons before the meeting can commence. It's hard to believe it took upper management so long to catch up with the new millennium.
Happy Mandatory Bellybuttons Day!