Friday, May 23, 2003

A Very Special Pair Of Panties Day!

Today, anyone who sees your panties will learn an important lesson. Whether it be about the dangers of drinking and driving or the dangers of huffing glue or why it's wrong to tease a classmate because he has AIDS, whoever you take your pants off in front of will see those goddamn! panties and before he or she lunges with bared teeth, you'll hear him or her say, "Hmm, I never thought about it that way. One to grow on, I guess." Then you'll fuck and I mean fuck hard.

Happy A Very Special Pair Of Panties Day!