Sunday, May 18, 2003

Click Day!

Today is a good day for going on a special date or doing something with a gun that is not full of bullets, such as a first date or russian roullette, or a blind date or a warehouse shootout where you hope to have a lot more bullets than the other person, or a date that you don't think is going to work out or a stickup where you're the guy behind the counter and you have a rifle just beneath the register drawer and you're just waiting for that one sign where if you reach fast enough you might be able to pop the scumbag before he pops you and your aging hysterical wife, or a double date where you dig your buddy's date way more than yours, because today's the day where you two just, or where the gun goes, Click Day!