Friday, May 09, 2003

Cropdustin' Day!

No child ever looks at himself in the mirror and says to his reflection, "When I grow up I want to kill a mother and her unborn baby by running them down while driving drunk." Or at least, hardly any children have ever said something like that, if any at all.

Now then, time for some Cropdustin'! No, I don't mean get into a plane and drop plant-growth powder and giant squid saliva all over a cornfield. I'm talking about the sexy new dance that's sweeping the nation. It's an easy dance step. Lift your knees up high with a left to the right and a right to the left, then stop moving and stare into each other's eyes until you just can't stand it anymore you just can't stand it.