The Lion, The Witch, And The Birthday Party Nobody Came To Day!

Did you get the invite to the Witch's birthday party? Me too.

Me? No! No way would I go to that hag's birthday.

I just can't stand sitting at a bar across from her and the Lion. They just sit there in judgement of everybody. Even the people they call their closest friends. It's like, "Yeah, Witch and Lion, believe it or not no one cares what's on your college transcript. We've all found loves to try and sustain. Thanks anyway, dicks."

I heard Craig went. But he shows up at every party.

Happy The Lion, The Witch, And The Birthday Party Nobody Came To Day!