Everything you do is super today. When you're in the shower and you bend over just enough to spread your buttocks and tap your anus with your index fingertip, you won't just give it a tap, you'll supertap it. You also will brew a pot of supercoffee, superdrive to work and superfile some boxes of old files in the newly built archive room. Tonight you're going to get superloaded and superhave sex with someone on a couch because that's where the winner you superchose to screw happens to be living temporarily (19 months and counting). Tomorrow, you will not have supercrabs. You will just have crabs.