Friday, March 28, 2003

Now That's What I Call Rape Day!

Rape is a touchy subject. And it really makes people angry when they say something like "So-and-so raped me" and you say "No he didn't." There have been very heated debates over how "rape" should be defined, and these debates have led to people being unhappy because when someone thinks he knows the definition of rape, he gets really upset when people don't agree. So, to make everyone happier, Girls Are Pretty will today define the act of rape and this definition is true and absolute.

And the definition of rape is: Rape is when someone has sex with someone who doesn't want it.

This definition is valid until midnight tonight. To find out what rape is tomorrow, google "rape."

Happy Now That's What I Call Rape Day!