You're A Vampire, She's Wayne Gretsky Day!
You hate costume parties, but apparently, she likes hockey.
"I like hockey," you tell her.
She says, "I hate hockey. But my boyfriend loves it."
She points to a guy in a goalie mask and full pads.
"Does he make you laugh?" you ask.
Wayne Gretsky shrugs.
Say, "I lied. I hate hockey. But I like your smile."
She'll stop smiling. She'll say, "I have all my teeth." She'll smear the grease-paint off of one of her teeth.
Tell her, "Still into it."
The guy in the goalie mask and pads will make his way over to you.
"Hey Dracula," he'll shout. "You gonna grab the puck or you waitin' to get checked?"
Gretsky will find you later in the party and hand you her number. You fuck that MVP hard.
Happy You're A Vampire, She's Wayne Gretsky Day!