Peace Signs Day!
For today, when you make a peace sign by holding up your index and middle fingers, instead of saying, "No more war or bombs even," what you're saying is, "I'm gonna go stand on a baby. For a couple minutes. See what happens."
And whenever you see the little-more-than-a-Mercedes peace symbol displayed in the window of an establishment, instead of it meaning, "This establishment won't stand for war. Bombs neither. You heard us," for today the peace symbol announces to passersby, "There are some babies inside. Wanna stand on em? See what happens?"
Tomorrow the good fight will once again be fought.
Happy Peace Signs Day!