Live The Life Of A Shipwreck Day!

Just rest absolutely motionless at the bottom and wait for people with access to extremely advanced technology to come poking around you, joking about how spooky you are, while they take what they want to bring up to the surface (where everyone else in the world is) and leave the rest to rot very slowly. Additionally, you should be full of human skeletons and jewelry that once sat upon the wrists of wealthy little girls. Plus, every twenty five years you should list over to your side with the guttural sound of hell opening up to yawn.

Finally, live in stark irony as the dilapidated remains of what was once so full of promise.

Happy Live The Life Of A Shipwreck Day!