Monday, July 01, 2013

Time To Be Honest With Your Roommate Day!

Say, “Roommate, I am in love with you.”

Roommate will say, “This is music to my ears. I have loved you since the day you were added to the lease.”

You’ll go to him, but he’ll push you away. Even while refusing your embrace, his hands on your shoulders still make your heart flutter.

“What of the Roommate oath?” he’ll say. “Whether spoken or not, we entered into it the day we began sharing a living space. We will bring shame to this apartment if we engage in romantic relations.”

“Then let’s get rid of the apartment,” tell him.

Thirty minutes later your apartment building is engulfed in flame. You pulled the fire alarm to try and get everyone out (only four perished). Your apartment is gone. There’s nothing left to be shamed by your love.

“We’re free,” you say. “With no apartment, we’re no longer roommates.”

“Free to love,” he’ll say. “With no roommate oath to stand in our way.

“My Alice!” an old man will cry upon realizing his wife didn’t make it.

Happy Time To Be Honest With Your Roommate Day!