Be The Star Of Your School Play Day!
Today, if you're the star of your school play, you'll get around 38 minutes of stage time, more than everybody else by nearly 14 minutes. Also, you'll get to kiss your co-star, which will happen right there on stage in front of everybody in the room. Even though she has a boyfriend and he's right there in the third row waiting to kick your ass, you get to kiss her. Her breasts developed two years ago.
Don't forget, if you're the star of your school play it will either help you get into college or it will light a spark in your belly that won't be extinguished until you've lived A Life in the Theater. The school play is called "The Music Man."
Happy Be The Star Of Your School Play Day!