Wednesday, September 17, 2003

16 Year Olds, In Love And Scalding Fucking Hot, Run Off And Get Married Day!

Her dress has got little flowers all over it and she wears it so well it could be the uniform for a comic book superhero called "Super Absolutely Delicious Girl." Jet black hair and eyelashes designed to let a teardrop dangle just a second too long for gravity to be real. Her little knees and her little hands.

He has a long black shadow where his eyes and eyebrows should be. He has the kind of steely fat-free body that looks like he'll soon be on the run for accidentally killing a drunk in a barfight for disrespecting his new bride.

They left last night at one am. He climbed up to her window, yup, and helped her down the awning, yes he did, and then they scaled the trellis, mm hmm, you bet your ass they scaled the trellis.

Now they're on their way to Virginia where he thinks it's legal to get married at 16 without a parent's consent and he might be right. Then they're on their way to Tucson to meet up with his Dad who he thinks will give him work, but who will just ask him for some money and who will make a pass at his new bride. He'll beat the shit out of his dad and they'll go to California where he'll start stealing cars and go to prison and she'll become a world-wide pop music sensation.

Happy 16 Year Olds, In Love And Scalding Fucking Hot, Run Off And Get Married Day!