Let's Never Ever Move A Muscle Day!

Ya with me? The old widower next door just started playing that nine hour sad song on his piano so it's not like we won't have something to do. I'm betting we can stay still enough that people will think the bureau must've eaten a lot of sugar in comparison and so our bodies will forget to need to pee.

I just wanna figure out a way to make the world come down all around us without causing the old widower next door to stammer on a single key. Ya with me?

Happy Let's Never Ever Move A Muscle Day!