Monday, September 23, 2002

Hard Boiled Egg Day!

The only problem with hard boiled eggs is that the boiling water dulls the luster of new life from the shell of the egg and so when I hold the hard boiled egg in my hand I do not receive that little quiver of terror, that shiver of "It's Infinity Isn't It?", the rush of blood out of my hand like everything in my veins is running from something perfect before an attempt is made to comprehend it, and when I look down at the hard boiled egg I get a little sad that it's not a raw egg anymore because that glow of All That Is Good seething off the shell of a raw egg is the only thing in the world that reminds me of your ass.

Happy Hard Boiled Egg Day!