Sunday, September 22, 2002

People Battling Cancer Don't Seem So Brave When A Ghost Shows Up Day!

Yeah sure, Baldy might be able to crack a Calista Flockhart joke after puking out his or her chemo treatment for the fourth time that day, but don't expect to see any soldiering on when the ethereal body of the chick who killed herself in the attic 93 years ago comes wandering through the bedroom to look out the window to watch her dead husband never come back from the war again. Yeah, when faced with their own looming mortality they want nothing more than to savor every last minute like it's the most wonderful day of their lives, but God forbid a record player turn on by itself. Weak as they might've been, cancer patients always manage to drum up just the right burst of energy to crawl underneath the bed and quiver like a little baby girl with two pussies. Pull yourself together, Mary.

Happy People Battling Cancer Don't Seem So Brave When A Ghost Shows Up Day!