Thursday, September 12, 2002

Horrible Horrible Christmas Day!

Just a reminder, really, but you've never experienced a Christmas that was anything less than a nightmare. And no, you're wrong, that one four years ago sucked too. Remember? God that was horrible.

Your family is the problem. They're all terrible people, and you're no picnic neither. Christmas is awesome for every other family in the world but yours. Even families who are starving and covered with flies think Christmas rules. Why do you suck?

It's September now. Less than four months before the shit hits the fan. I'm sure all your kin are kicking those drinking problems into third gear and rehearsing their "We Just Think After Forty Years Together The Time Is Right For A Divorce" speeches.

Happy Horrible Horrible Christmas Day! You're so fucked.