It’s a dystopian future in which hot people are arrested and sentenced to sex jail where they are forced to have sex with other hot people for years and years and the less attractive populace watches it all on camera.
It’s brought the crime rate down to 0% because everyone would rather just stay home and watch all the attractive people have sex for them than go out to commit murder or rob banks. Also, with all the attractive people in sex jail, no one is really trying to show off so they don’t need a lot of money or anything.
“This is America,” you tell your friends over chat while you’re all masturbating to the sex jail feed in your respective homes. “It’s not fair that these people don’t get to have the same freedoms as you and me just because they’re really good looking.”
“We should break them out of sex jail,” one of your friends suggests. “Then they’ll show their gratitude by having sex with us.”
You and four of your friends devise a plan to bust into sex jail and set all the hot people free. You blast a giant hole into the side of the jail and direct the hot people to freedom.
At the hole, they peer outside, frightened.
“We don’t know about this,” one hot guy says. He’s devastatingly hot.
“Yeah,” a stunning brunette agrees, peering outside. “We’re kind of feeling like the world finally gets it.”
“No one asks us to contribute or anything,” a hulking dude with pecs for days says. “It’s finally like, America understands. We’re hot. So watch us fuck, then go do your stock markets and stuff, but don’t make us talk to you okay?”
“So you like it in here?” you ask the hot people.
They all look grossed out that you spoke to them.
“We’re going to go back inside and have sex with each other,” the brunette says, her bosom heaving.
As they walk back into the jail, you can’t take your eyes off them, which is why you don’t see the guards before they start shooting at you.
Happy Sex Jail Day!