You’re Las Vegas’s greatest magician but you’re also a police detective and you use magic to investigate crimes. Today you’re going to go down to the morgue and investigate a murder by sawing the body in half.
“Nope,” you’ll say, investigating the inside of the victim’s torso. “No clues.”
When you put the body back together seamlessly, the coroner will say, “Wow, you really are magic!”
You’ll pull a really long handkerchief out of your sleeve to confirm it.
“So do you know who did it?”
“Not yet,” you say. “But do you have the victim’s clothing?”
The coroner hands you an evidence bag containing everything the victim was wearing. You pull out the victim’s hat and reach inside it. You pull a live rabbit out of it.
“Wow!” the coroner will say. “So was the killer someone who lived in nature? Or a pet store owner?”
“Does your magic help you solve crimes in any way?” the coroner asks. “Like, at all? Is it even relevant?”
With a snap of your fingers you disappear before he has the chance to ask the question again.
Happy Magic Cop Day!