“Hello,” your dog will say matter-of-factly, like it’s been able to talk all this time. Like it’s no big deal at all.
“Oh my God!” you’ll shout. “You can talk! This is the most unbelievable thing in the world!”
“Second most,” your dog will say. “The most unbelievable thing in the world is still the idea that the Twin Towers fell because of hijacked planes crashing into them, and not because the basements were rigged to blow with about a mountain of C-4.”
Your dog will proceed to lay out for you all of the apparent “coincidences” that occurred on the morning of September 11, 2001. It’ll go on for hours.
Happy Your Dog Can Talk Day!