Cheese Eucharist Day!
Tonight at midnight mass bring some slivers of cheddar in a small plastic baggie and put some cheese on your eucharist wafer because that will make it taste better. You don't like the taste of your eucharist wafer, but you do like the taste of cheddar cheese. Jesus would be fine with it. Though more than anything he wanted to know that you ate his body, he'd be bummed if he knew you weren't digging it. So yeah, uh, put some cheese on your eucharist wafer. Also, go away.
Happy Cheese Eucharist Day!