Sneak Out Of The House And Finger Somebody Day!
Your parents are dictators. It's Saturday and all of your friends are allowed to go to the park and pull down each other's pants on a bed of wet pine needles. You're going to miss out just because of a stupid curfew?
Sneak out. Crawl out onto the roof down the maple tree. Then try to find where your friends are. You might not find them, because they actually already got chased away by police. But you will stumble into a kegger thrown by some older kids. They'll hold your face in the patch of grass where some of them peed earlier.
You'll walk home and come in through the front door. No one will be awake. You'll wash your face and chest in the bathroom but you won't take a shower. You'll go to bed, confused by things.
Happy Sneak Out Of The House And Finger Somebody Day!