Pure filth. Everytime you open up your eyes onto these streets, you see nothing but disgusting, wretched filth from two feet in front of you to the horizon. It's grotesque. People just walking around without a clue as to how decrepit and rotten and sickening they really are. And they're spreading their sickness with every handshake, every hug, and every kiss.
Sure, you're probably depressed. But luckily, you're also armed. Go out and do some laundry. Because today's Laundry Day!