Wednesday, October 09, 2002

One More Drink And You Might Finally Deaden That Lobe Of Your Brain That Doesn't Forget A Pretty Face Day!

Gimme the keys, you're in no shape to drive. Yeah, I seen you drink and drive and you do it like a pro, without barely squinting an eyelid shut. It's not that. You just can't see street signs no more cause you can't get that goddamn face offa your mind.

I say grab that lady bartender and get her to pour you one more glass of Jameson. Your left cheek is kind of hanging off your face so I think a good majority of your brain tissue's been pretty damn well soaked hangdog with devilishly sedative drinkydrink. But you're still smiling like a 19 year old retard who just learned how to masturbate so you clearly have yet to train your sites on that lobe of your brain that lets you remember a pretty face. I think this next one might be the one.

Also, the bartender's looking like she's in the mood for a buyback. Don't fuck this up!

If you down that glass and you still feel like everything's fancy with a kickass soundtrack just because somewhere in a room someplace those eyes are sitting just above that nose poking out overtop that goddamn mouth, order one more. I bet that's the one.

Happy One More Drink And You Might Finally Deaden That Lobe Of Your Brain That Doesn't Forget A Pretty Face Day!