Send The Mayor A Necklace Day!
Include a note that says, "Mr Mayor. I can't get you out of my mind. Ever since you revamped the infrastructure. It's like we are just one person split in two, trying to find each other and rejoin that body that was intended. Enclosed is a necklace. It cost me $57 dollars, all the money I could steal from my husband. Wear it to your next press conference, and I'll know you feel the same.
Millicent Rhodes (Taxpayer)"
If at the next press conference the mayor does not wear your necklace, he's a naughty little tease who likes to be chased.
Happy Send The Mayor A Necklace Day!