Your Commemorative 9/11 Bong Is In Bad Taste And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Day!
Haven't you noticed how whenever people come over they always decline a hit from your bong, opting instead to light up their own pipes? No one wants to suck smoke out of the Twin Towers. I know you think it's because they don't know how to hold it without banging their noses on the antenna atop Tower 2. But the real problem is that each time someone takes a hit, everyone has to sit and watch as leftover smoke billows up from Tower One. Consider the mellow harshed, my friend.
It was cool at first, true. But that was only because of the inscription at the base:
9/11: We Remember
Considering that the We in question was guaranteed to be you and your pothead friends (especially Clyde) sitting around in front of a Space Ghost DVD, how could one not be tickled? But everyone's been complaining of bad dreams lately (especially Clyde). Just throw the thing away and break out the R2D2 bong again. Everyone loved that one. And though you refused to smoke out of it "in protest against the crimes George Lucas has committed against your childhood," it's safe to say that Lucasfilm Ltd never got the press release.
Break out R2. Clyde's gonna be by any minute now.
Happy Your Commemorative 9/11 Bong Is In Bad Taste And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself Day!