In The Trunk Of Your Car Day!
A cute but skinny boy is going to give you a love poem today. It will read as follows:
I don't care who you're with
Just let me ride
In the trunk of your car
After we graduate
When you head off to college
Let me ride in the trunk of your car
If you go away for some time abroad
Or pursue a graduate degree
I just wanna ride in the trunk of your car
One day you'll marry a man
A man who's richer than me and slicker than me
That's fine. Cause I just wanna ride in the trunk of your car
Maybe one day you'll divorce
But even then I won't pretend you'll come running to me
But I'll be right where I was all along, riding in the trunk of your car
And when you die that hearse won't carry you alone
Cause I'll slit my wrists and curl up beside you
Whatever it takes for one last ride inside the trunk of your car
You'll fold the poem up and spend the rest of your classes trying to diffuse your blush. You're a pretty one and you've been asked out in a lot of different ways by lots of different boys. But you never thought such a skinny little boy would write for you such a pained and beautiful plea for butt sex.
Check the box for yes. Happy In The Trunk Of Your Car Day!