Thursday, April 15, 2004

Young Couple In Love, In Space Day!

Jimmy and Gina fell in love just before their high school graduation. They spent their entire summer mooning at each other over the rim of a milkshake with two straws. By midsummer, they started to get scared because Gina was going to be going off to college in the fall. So when the president asked for a young American couple in love to be launched into space, they applied. Because of Gina's grades and all the AP classes she took, they were accepted.

Now, Jimmy and Gina spend 8 hours a day floating in each other's arms. They spend another 8 hours trying to repair the heat shield of an errant satellite. They're having sex now too. They both lost their virginity in zero gravity. Gina got pregnant, she can tell already. She's due to stay up there for another 5 months though. But it's going to be okay. She spoke with Ground Control and she was assured that when she comes back to earth, she'll be pardoned if she wants to do partial birth. In fact, she was told she could get the procedure performed for free by a real NASA doctor!

Happy Young Couple In Love, In Space Day!