Monday, June 30, 2003

Search The Product Descriptions And Instructions Of Your And Your Roommates' Shampoo Bottles For Grammatical Errors Day!

You're not a watcher. You're a doer! While everyone else would like to go out and get that great job and land that hot-bodied husband, you actually consider it sometimes. Life is short and it's too damn dull to not make something happen for yourself. So you're not going to just cower under the covers wondering if any of the shampoo bottles in the bathroom have any grammatical errors within their product descriptions and instructions anymore, you're going to kick your blue veined feet out onto your bedroom floor, march down the hall to the bathroom and spend about twelve minutes searching those labels until:

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"A Ha!" You'll shout before letting out a barrage of triumphant laughter that feels like it might not stop, like the laughter isn't yours, but it's not going to let you breathe. Like when you started laughing the morning of your older sister's funeral.

Happy Search The Product Descriptions And Instructions Of Your And Your Roommates' Shampoo Bottles For Grammatical Errors Day!