Monday, June 09, 2003

You're Back! Bigger, Better, But With Gonorrhea Day!

Everyone who considered you down for the count is going to be sorely disappointed. The road home might have been long and bumpy, but no one can deny that you sir have finally made it. A poster-child for the old trope "That which doesn't kill us only makes us stronger." You are, most decidedly and undeniably, BACK! You are richer, stronger, happier, wiser, better in every way. Except now you have gonorrhea. But the parade marches on, because you are almost certain that gonorrhea is highly treatable.

Happy You're Back! Bigger, Better, But With Gonorrhea Day!