Nosebleeds Mean You Aren't A Magical Fairy Day!
So don't freak out that you've been drinking too much and dried out your nasal cavities or that you have a tumor. At least you're not some ethereal little boy-bug who flits around forests giving a shit only about whether humans are gonna be all right and not caring a damn about himself. You'd look awful if your skin had gauzey scarves attached to it. Let the blood flow.
Happy Nosebleeds Mean You Aren't A Magical Fairy Day!