Saturday, August 17, 2002

If You Sit Still Enough, The Past Might Be Different Day!

If you are very, very quiet and you don't make the slightest bit of noise, all those wrong decisions that are living under your bed might think no one lives in your room anymore and they'll go away and haunt someone else who's more lively (ie. vocally sobbing). Should take about 407 days, but trust me, your past will get bored. Just stay still. Stiller. A little stiller.

Whoops, you blinked. Start over. You do have enough money in the bank to not move for 407 days, right?

You are gonna be so happy when the past disappears and you're suddenly not someone who took the money your parents gave you to pay for the SAT's and instead bought another week of electric guitar lessons.

Happy If You Sit Still Enough, The Past Might Be Different Day!