"If you have adequate respect for the pretty dress, when you get to watch one be removed from a body, you feel a twinge of sadness."
-Some Guy In Prison
No matter your sexual orientation, today is the day to celebrate the existence of pretty dresses. They beautify the landscape, they make you look all that much better when you stand next to them, and yes, they make the bodies inside them look like a stick of butter melted on top of a cookie. So if you see a woman or a transgender male wearing a pretty dress, shake her or his hand and say "Thanks for wearing that dress, yo. You prettied up the ATM line for all of us."
Happy Pretty Dresses Day. Quit Cryin'.
