Monday, May 27, 2002

Go And Live In The Woods Day!

Don't just quit, quit big! What are you gonna do, leave your current Data Analysis position just so you can sit around for a couple of weeks before you go and take the Data Analysis position at the marketing firm across the street?

Fuck that. Go into the woods and live in the hollow of a tree until you learn to bind wood into a cabin. Stop speaking any and all established languages as well. Develop your own language. You'll find the dictionary in your bones. In case you can't though, lemme get you started:

The word for "Pussy" is now "Kana Hooo!"

There, now you have the foundation for a new society. Now go kill some animals.