You're tired of always having sex with your wife while wearing funny hats. SAY SOMETHING!
'Honey, I hate always having to wear a funny hat while I pound you. Especially the one with the fake dreadlocks coming out of the back. It leaves fibers all over my back hair. And the oversized ship captain's hat with a picture of Cap'n Crunch above the brim, the one that makes that crunching noise when I tilt my head back, that one's out of batteries and I hate it.'
Your wife will say, 'You don't find me attractive anymore.'
Say, 'That's not true.' But you'll worry that that's the real issue here. I'm sorry I opened up this can of worms.
Happy Sex Without Hats Day!