Sunday, March 21, 2004

When The Pillow Breaks Day!

There's gonna be feathers everywhere. Be careful, if you breathe too deep you're gonna get feathers caught in your throat and you could asphyxiate and die. Not to mention that they could be fake feathers made of something poisonous and the sharp tip of the feather could pierce the skin of your throat, poison your blood with the poisonous something, kill you instantly, and the paramedics will think you were killed in a pillow fight gone awry. Stop fucking your pillow.

Happy When The Pillow Breaks Day!