Hanging Out With Cousin Jill Day!
It's confusing, because your parents push you to hang out with your Cousin Jill the same way they demand that you take out your Dad's colleague's daughter. So since you were both eleven, every time you've hung out with your Cousin Jill you spent the first five minutes wondering if you should make a move. Then she'd say something in a tone that reminded you how cousins are supposed to share a room. Not like brothers and sisters, in that, Jill doesn't throw stereo equipment at your head until you get out. It's more of a bored politeness. Jill welcomes you into her room and can't wait for you to leave of your own volition.
This time though, you're both sixteen and Jill's a little different. She's on her bed, a pillow in her lap, her hair down over her face. "Come and sit with me," she says.
You go and sit beside her on her bed. "Can I tell you a secret?" she asks.
"Tonight, after my folks go to sleep, I'm gonna run away from home."
"Where you gonna go?" you ask.
Jill says, "I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not sure I trust you not to tell my folks."
Just then Jill's little sister Meg runs into the room with her piggy bank. "Here Jill, in case you run out of money."
Jill takes the Piggy Bank and rustles little Meg's hair. Little Meg leaves and Jill's mailman Jarvis comes in with his mailbag over his shoulder. "Hey Jill, I heard you were running away tonight," he said. "Here's fifty bucks." Jill takes the bill from the mailman's hand and thanks him.
After the mailman leaves, the homeless as an entirety enters Jill's room and drops what change they've collected that day on her bed. It takes a while for them to leave.
Once you're alone again with Cousin Jill, she looks at you, waiting. You start fishing around in your pockets for some cash.
Happy Hanging Out With Cousin Jill Day!