Clip-On Tie Day!
Digging your stuff out of the attic after both of your parents have died peacefully in their sleep on the same night, you find your old clip-on bow tie. The one you wore in the picture taken of you on Easter Morning when you were six. You lift up the tie, and underneath it is a stack of letters from your mother's lover. If you read the letters you'll find that your mother was unfaithful to your father for at least sixteen years. This discovery will affect you less than when you found out Jennifer in Policies is fucking Sebastian the HR administrator. But Sebastian is a dick and Jennifer turned you down when you asked her to see The Boy From Oz with you last December.
Happy Clip-On Tie Day!