Be An AIDS Metaphor Day!
Go into people's houses and if the people who live there are unwilling to discuss the fact that you are in the house and you should be dealt with, kill them slowly by weakening their immune system.
Or, you could get way high on weed. Say out loud, "The pain and misery of me is alleviated by marijuana usage."
Whichever you prefer. Oh! One more!
Go to the park and find some heroin addicts who are sharing a needle and who look disgusting. Use a Sharpie to paint dark spots on their skin. Tell them, "I am AIDS. Metaphorically speaking of course."
And lastly, suck. Because man, does AIDS ever suck! ; )
Happy Be An AIDS Metaphor Day!