Give To Me Your Leather, Take From Me My Lace Day!
"Put the leather on the ground and back away with your hands up!"
"Show me the lace!"
"PUT the leather on the ground and back away with your hands UP!"
"Not until you show me the lace!!!"
"Boy I am not gonna tell you again! Now do right by yourself, drop the goddamn leather and back away WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
"I can't do that O'Reilly. That lace is worth a lot more than my head right now."
"See them rifles up in these towers here? I got a leash on 'em but they're tuggin' real hard. You come in with me and you'll be safe. Hand over the leather boy."
"Sorry O'Reilly. If I don't walk away with that lace then a girl dies and I'm pulling the trigger myself."
"Boy, where you goin? Hold still, son! HOLD YOUR FIRE!!! HOLD YOUR FIRE!!!"
Happy Give To Me Your Leather, Take From Me My Lace Day!