Sunday, May 30, 2004

Maximum Rock And Roll Day!

Hug your dolly. Tell your dolly you love her. Say, "I love you dolly." Get so tripped out that you think your dolly is real and you pour imaginary tea down her throat from an empty tea cup. But go full throttle. Set up an entire tea party table, with lacey table cloth and everything. Then talk to your plastic dolly as if the two of you were a couple of gossipy 19th century society types. You are so out of your mind little girl. You are maximum rock and all, tits to toes.

Happy Maximum Rock And Roll Day!