Monday, April 22, 2002

Make Out On Grass Day

I don't mean, "get high and neck." I mean go find a patch of grass, plop down and swap spit. Don't freak out about being stared at. Everyone's looking at that lesbian couple who are sunbathing topless to make a point. You'll be fine. Just try not to roll over on top of each other. Then people have no choice but to look at you and wonder "Jesus, are they gonna fuck?" Or at least wait until you're ready to leave. Let it be the finale. By the way, this is unrelated, but I've been having a lot of dreams lately where I have this gargantuan erection and I have to keep it hidden or I'll be executed by the death squads.