Wednesday, April 24, 2002

Let The Lord Jesus Christ Fill Your Heart With Love Day!

To pull this off, you're gonna have to get really high. Invite some folks over with whom you're friendly enough that they'd be up for fucking just because everyone's mutually fun to be around and it's springtime out and you're all really high. Get a bathtub sign-up sheet going too, and delegate to someone the duty of draining, cleaning and refilling the tub after every use so that everyone gets some soak time when they want it. When you think you're so very comfortable and pleasured that you might just float away on a breeze, that's when you lay back and let the Lord Jesus Christ fill your heart with love or whatever. It might feel good, but then again so does same-sex naked cuddling with a softball teammate.